Proving the old adage that it's really easy to get rich people to fork over cash for stupid reasons, Bling Beverages, LLC is now marketing a swanky new bottled water called Bling H2O. The bottle's packaging is adorned with Swarovski crystals that spell out the product name, with each bottle selling for anywhere between $24.00 and $40.00. The water is being marketed to luxury buyers, obviously, and has appeared at various award shows where the likes of Paris Hilton and Jamie Foxx have been seen enjoying the beverage. Notice I didn't say "new beverage" because it's just water, for crying for out loud. Kevin G. Boyd, the Hollywood producer and writer who came up with the idea, is marketing the water to those who want to "do more than just quench their thirst." I'm not sure what else there is to do with water, unless he's suggesting people bathe in it, too.Have a sip of Bling H2O
Proving the old adage that it's really easy to get rich people to fork over cash for stupid reasons, Bling Beverages, LLC is now marketing a swanky new bottled water called Bling H2O. The bottle's packaging is adorned with Swarovski crystals that spell out the product name, with each bottle selling for anywhere between $24.00 and $40.00. The water is being marketed to luxury buyers, obviously, and has appeared at various award shows where the likes of Paris Hilton and Jamie Foxx have been seen enjoying the beverage. Notice I didn't say "new beverage" because it's just water, for crying for out loud. Kevin G. Boyd, the Hollywood producer and writer who came up with the idea, is marketing the water to those who want to "do more than just quench their thirst." I'm not sure what else there is to do with water, unless he's suggesting people bathe in it, too.Reader Comments
(Page 1)2. To the previous poster (bling H20):
You people must have interesting dreams at night. If you don't suffer from terrifying and crippling night terrors about eternal punishment and some sort of other-worldly retribution for you damnable actions, then you're either frighteningly naiive and simple or well beyond all human comprehensible evil.
Perhaps, since it is impossible to stop you people from raping the indigent people people in the world of yet another natural resource that we have more than enough of in the first place, you might consider funneling your blood money into a useful cause, ironically, releveant to your shameful product.
http://www.lifestraw.com
Thanks,
(say hi to the hilton skanks for me)
Posted at 6:41AM on Oct 15th 2006 by scott Jurkowski
3. I believe that we can all comment on these people and their insecurity, their need to feel above everybody and all of the psychological baggage that an analysis like that comes with. But the bottom line is that they are just stupid!
Posted at 3:19PM on Dec 4th 2006 by Miguel
1. What person in their right mind would buy such a bottle of water? I’m pretty sure the company will be giving away the drink at movie premieres and sending ditzy Paris Hilton a few cases to carry around for starters.
If you ever wanted to be like your favorite rapper and drink Crystal (pronounced cris-TAL) but don’t have the stomach for alcohol then Bling Beverages might have an answer for you. Bling Beverages LLC has developed Bling H2O, a new drinking water tailor for the super-rich consumer. The bottles of water come in frosted and corked bottles with genuine Swarovski crystals that spell out the “Bling” in Bling H2O on the bottle. The creator of the water commented that “Bling H2O is to bottled water what Rolls Royce is to automobiles; a premium product with premium packaging that merits a premium price. Bling is a stand-alone beverage as well as the perfect compliment to your favorite cocktail.”
Posted at 10:17PM on Oct 9th 2006 by Bling H2O: New Ways To Drink Water